"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
I don’t remember eating a plate of gingerbread men when I was younger.
OMGGGG. SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL. STANDING OVATION.
Omg. The lady next to him looks so uncomfortable.
(Source: 4gifs, via crazything-called-life)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via feeling-lovely-x)
I am going to have a Sex and the City marathon this week and Friends marathon next week. I summon strecthy clothing and fatty foods.
period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff
periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating
i will bleed on everything you love
You have those moments where you want to punch everything. Except chocolate and fatty foods. They are your best friends.
you don’t need big boobs to be pretty
u just need a cute butt
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
My boyfriends birthday is in less than a month. I dont know what I should get him. He plays soccer and football. Likes the colour green and books. As well as movies and music. Ideas? Please?
Vote for Will! -
Will is up against Dmitri for the grand finale of the Crush Tourney — and he’s falling behind! Well, vampires are tough competition, it’s true. But just picture his big blue eyes looking at you sadly. :) if not that, picture reading the cave scene from Princess from his POV if he wins.
I’m dating like 100-200 fictional characters. And they dont even know it yet.